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Writing About Writing AKA Shameless Self Promotion

Posted by kelvinbueckert on September 20, 2017 at 11:45 AM Comments comments (0)

In regards to the cover in progress I posted the other day. Covers are in progress...why? Is it something to do with the oncoming Canadian winter? Well, it has been fairly well publicized that I write plays from local history. Yes, I can hear those gasps. Some people come out of the closet...while I am occasionally seen coming out of the library. To those I offended by this, I apologize, these revelations came as...
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The Hypocrite's Lament

Posted by kelvinbueckert on June 21, 2017 at 11:55 AM Comments comments (0)

I tried everything to help them.


Honestly I did.

Whenever I heard something bad about them…I spread the news all over town…Like I always say, when it comes to other people…the safest bet is always to assume the worst…liverwurst.

Ahem. I’m digressing now̷...

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Handling Dates...Properly...

Posted by kelvinbueckert on June 21, 2017 at 11:55 AM Comments comments (0)

Valentine’s Day is only 275 days away…As that special day quickly approaches, I have been getting many phone calls for advice on dates…really, the main thing I like to share with people is that dates are much better tasting than figs…Still, dates can have their challenges…for example, if you find that you have somehow ended up ON a date…promptly remove the fragment of...
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The Murder of Humpty Dumpty

Posted by kelvinbueckert on June 20, 2017 at 12:35 AM Comments comments (0)

Tonight on W5 we explore the age old question. Did Humpty Dumpty fall or was he pushed? Consider this statement made at the scene of the crime by prime suspect, Master Chef Henri Renard, and decide for yourself. Roll the clip please…”I was standing right here officer, warning Humpty Dumpty about the dangers of sitting on the fence…he listened…but he was laughing as he listened...
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Searching for a Happy Meal...

Posted by kelvinbueckert on June 16, 2017 at 1:40 PM Comments comments (0)

My life was so empty. I wanted to be happy. I really wanted to be happy. So, I started to search for some source of happiness in this world My first thought was to pick up a newspaper in search of a lead. “If you get this new hat, you’ll be happy!” That’s what the ad said…so, I went out and bought that new hat…but the funny thing was, as soon as I got it, I found that it had alrea...
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Herman: The Great Preacher!

Posted by kelvinbueckert on June 16, 2017 at 1:35 PM Comments comments (0)

Herman was well dressed and well spoken while Hilda always dressed as if looking in the mirror had never occurred to her…not only that, Hilda’s speech stuttered and stammered whenever she tried to make a point. Herman spent thousands of hours traveling the world, preaching powerfully in public while partying in private with anyone who was willing…creating experiences that were entertai...

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A Hot Car...A Fast Woman...and a Very Slow Man...

Posted by kelvinbueckert on June 15, 2017 at 12:10 AM Comments comments (0)

I ain’t the fastest man around I’ll give ya that. It took me bout two hours ta walk downtown today…that don’t sound slow until ya remember that it only takes bout 15 minutes ta drive through this whole little burg I call home…But, everybody has their weaknesses I suppose…anyhoo...
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Of Humble Pie...and the Eating Thereof...

Posted by kelvinbueckert on June 8, 2017 at 11:10 AM Comments comments (0)

Jealousy washed over me as I saw all that Billy had...I knew all those things rightfully belonged to me...I deserved them more then he did...still, I knew that rising to Billy's level would take work and I sure didn't want that...It would be far easier to bring Billy down to my, I stuck out my foot and tripped him...sending him and all the food he was carrying crashing to the floor...that's whe...
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The Great Sandcastle War

Posted by kelvinbueckert on June 8, 2017 at 12:10 AM Comments comments (0)

It began as a beautiful, innocent morning.They even began as friends...but soon the day would take a tragic turn. You see, both Billy and Bobby had labored throughout the day to build their sand castles to epic scale and the sight of those buildings of sand was indeed a beautiful one to behold. However, the tragic truth was that at some point in the day, both Billy and Bobby had come to believe the lie...the lie that their value as humans was based on the amount of toys in thei...

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Memories of Dwayne-Cut Scene...

Posted by kelvinbueckert on March 9, 2017 at 11:45 AM Comments comments (0)

I cut this scene from Memories of Dwayne...but, I still liked, I'm sharing it here with you...

“Welcome y'all,” The preacher paused to straighten his sweat-drenched collar. "Just call me Dwayne. After all, we're all friends here, aren't we?”

Yellow shafts of light beamed through the windows, illuminating the simply decorated Church.

In many ways it was a ty...

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