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Handling Dates...Properly...

Posted by kelvinbueckert on June 21, 2017 at 11:55 AM

Valentine’s Day is only 275 days away…As that special day quickly approaches, I have been getting many phone calls for advice on dates…really, the main thing I like to share with people is that dates are much better tasting than figs…Still, dates can have their challenges…for example, if you find that you have somehow ended up ON a date…promptly remove the fragment of fruit from the chair you were sitting on, carefully place the now squashed and gross date into the nearest garbage bin and then return to your seat…Yes, dear friends…Dates, like any other Middle Eastern fruit can be difficult to deal with…however, with a little forethought, dates can actually be quite enjoyable…

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